AI interior design, with teeth
Your room asked to be roasted.
Upload a photo for a brutally funny design critique, then turn the damage into a practical $5 redesign plan.
First roast free · No design vocabulary required
Preliminary verdict
“The chair is giving waiting room.”
Our founder promises
Savage, not shady.
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The joke stays on the decor, never the person.
02
Your output is built to share, not buried in a report.
03
Every paid fix is specific enough to actually use.
One photo. Three acts.
From exposed to composed.
Roast Room turns design feedback into entertainment first—and an affordable plan when you are ready to fix the evidence.
- 01
The roast
Upload one clear room photo and get a sharp, funny read on the choices making your space feel unfinished.
- 02
The shareable cut
Turn the best lines into a captioned, meme-ready card built for room tours, group chats, and social feeds.
- 03
The redemption arc
Upgrade for an actionable redesign plan with an after mockup, layout guidance, and a curated shopping list.
Pay for the comeback, not the comedy
The roast is free. Redemption is five bucks.
Start with the joke. Upgrade only when you want the room to stop being one.
Free roast
$0
For the brave, bored, or content-hungry.
- One AI room roast
- Specific design callouts
- Share-ready visual card
Redesign plan
Best comeback$5
A one-time plan for the exact room you uploaded—no subscription and no awkward designer consultation.
- Everything in Free
- AI after mockup
- Prioritized design fixes
- Curated shopping list
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions.
Your beige era ends here
Give your room the honesty your friends won’t.
Upload a photo, collect the punchlines, and leave with a real plan for the glow-up.